What vanillacustard has done in 2008

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Why I admire your mom

I pimp it like your Mom on New years.

Why I want to meet Johnny Depp

I wanna meet him because he is soooo fucking hott.

He is also one of the best actors ever. I love how he can be any character…Edward scissor hands, Willy wonka, a sexy as pirate who looks dead hott in eyeliner..

One talented dude. i wanna meet him so bad…

Why I want to meet Steve-O

Because he is too sexy for words. nah hes so funny. I love his tattoos. He always vommits but we cant hold that against him hehe. one of my heroes seriously. If i had the chance to join Jackass i so would. But a chick in Jackass would probably be gay. Steve-O is one narly dude =)

Something that just happened to me

I just got expelled for streaking accross the school field. Do I regret it? No. Do I regret getting caught? Absoulutely. =D


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